My Ads

These are 3 of ads that Facebook generated for me...

Sports Car Insurance - I believe that they put this on my Facebook because they saw my uninsured Lamborghini in one of my albums... but the weirdest part is that they knew it was uninsured, because I totally did not tell anyone that I had been driving it illegally and I definitely know that I did not post that on my wall anywhere... hmmmmmm

5 Free Songs on Itunes - This would obviously be because they saw that I have downloaded over 2,000 free songs off of Limewire, and it is kind of making Itunes jealous.  Maybe they think they while I am getting my free 5 songs that I will absolutely fall in love with their service and the user-friendly interface and just decide to do all of my music through them.  (It will not work though, they are just getting screwed out of like $5.)

Sears - I used to work for them, and so I am figuring they are trying to subconsciously put themselves in the back of my mind, trying to get me to come back for the Christmas.  They are doing this because I am the nest thing that has ever happened to the company and since I have left they have slowly been going out of business.  That is what happens when the best thing since sliced bread goes off to college... franchises go out of business.

So those are the ads that Facebook so ingeniously placed on my wall... What would I do with other these guiding lights in my life?